Different Types Of 'Sexuals'.(A White Paper by Prof Psychohistorian)

According to a recent research conducted in planet Libido there is evidence of a new kind of 'Sexual' in the Universe. We all knew of the previous kinds the traditional Homo and Bi and the more modern Hetero. But what has startled scientists is the evidence of a new kind of species. Its been termed as a NON.
While we are very well aquainted with the escapades of the likes of George Michael in the bathroom and even from history where Alexander played the naughty boy and sometimes the naughty girl, this new discovery has come as a complete shock. Researchers say that these species have no movement whatsoever in the top half of their body close to the chest (or the bottom half) when they come across the opposite sex(or the same for that matter). They refuse to accept the existence of any other being in the planet and seem to dwell in the philosophy that procreation can be left to the crane who brings the little one home.
The recent findings also point out that these species can be more dangerous than any sterilisation program since these peole mentally sterilise the civilisation. Prof Nee Da Lay of the University of Seymour Butt in Western Virginia has this to say "The Non-Sexuals could become a threat for civilisation if allowed to thrive in the manner that they are. What we need to do is to spread the message of uncontrolled love making across all sections and if possible identify these people and smoke them out of their own holes (wherever these maybe)",