Pre-Travel Tips
These are my findings as I am about to leave my sweet shelter and depart to Yankee Land. Some important pre-travel tips
1. Plan what you want to eat during the last week well in advance. It may take months before you actually get to eat some tasty sambhar in your lifetime. Not to mention I am still dreading the thought of bland burgers and pizzas for 10 months.
2. Look at your well washed undies 1 last time and just marvel at the beauty with which they dry in the comfort of you balcony and can hang out in the open in all their glory. You will be using the dryer very soon.
3. Make vigorous phone calls trying to arrange for plans to meet up with friends. In all likelihood, they really do not care about the fact that you are leaving. So better make the plans yourself. Pay them if need be.
4. Convince your parents that you do no need your 4th cousin's father's 3rd cousin's elder sister's daughter's number, coz there is a high probability that you will not call them unless someone held a gun to your head and told you to call them up. (At this moment it would be quite helpful to give the Adam and Eve example and say that in a way the entire world is related to each other)
5. This I feel is a quite important activity. Wash your ass after your potty activities really well. Feel the gentle pouring down of 2 molecules hydrogen and 1 molecule oxygen flow through your bum. Very soon it's going to be paper that you will be using to wipe the filth and feel scared if it has been cleaned well. Incase you do not take a bath on that particular day, you maybe washing your ass only the next day. So enjoy hygiene while you can.
I can only think of these at this moment. My mind is filled with mixed feelings right now, which may affect my level of thinkin. So this much is enough. Over to phase 2 now. packing
1. Plan what you want to eat during the last week well in advance. It may take months before you actually get to eat some tasty sambhar in your lifetime. Not to mention I am still dreading the thought of bland burgers and pizzas for 10 months.
2. Look at your well washed undies 1 last time and just marvel at the beauty with which they dry in the comfort of you balcony and can hang out in the open in all their glory. You will be using the dryer very soon.
3. Make vigorous phone calls trying to arrange for plans to meet up with friends. In all likelihood, they really do not care about the fact that you are leaving. So better make the plans yourself. Pay them if need be.
4. Convince your parents that you do no need your 4th cousin's father's 3rd cousin's elder sister's daughter's number, coz there is a high probability that you will not call them unless someone held a gun to your head and told you to call them up. (At this moment it would be quite helpful to give the Adam and Eve example and say that in a way the entire world is related to each other)
5. This I feel is a quite important activity. Wash your ass after your potty activities really well. Feel the gentle pouring down of 2 molecules hydrogen and 1 molecule oxygen flow through your bum. Very soon it's going to be paper that you will be using to wipe the filth and feel scared if it has been cleaned well. Incase you do not take a bath on that particular day, you maybe washing your ass only the next day. So enjoy hygiene while you can.
I can only think of these at this moment. My mind is filled with mixed feelings right now, which may affect my level of thinkin. So this much is enough. Over to phase 2 now. packing
posted by Psychohistorian at 4:32 AM
2 Comments:
I have tagged you
btw which univ. are u going to? Did u have the pleasure of dropping ur resignation? Are u on Orkut?
simplify.
8th cousin = 4th cousin's father's 3rd cousin's elder sister's daughter
might be worth it if she makes good sambhar.
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